"Let me check if it's in good condition," I told the cashier as she ripped it open and showed me that it's properly bound and nothing is falling of and there are no creases or thumbmarks or folds or stains or whatever, and I said, "I'm getting it!" But I was slammed as she said, "You only need to buy something else to fulfill the price criteria so you could get our Year Planner or an Umbrella for free!" I couldn't give a crap about any of those things, but I thought Mrs. Therese would like the planner so I said, "Get me an English classic! In particular... Pride and Prejudice and Zombies!!!"
I'm not sure how this mash-up of sorts would work and I'm still in the first page, but the first line seems promising: “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of MORE brains”
Have some other points on this very important matter to write, but cannot concentrate because who should take the seats beside us but... The Butangeras!!! And, you can ask Smoketh, they are not only mega-phoning this time. This time they are... growling at each other. Growling! Surely they must be talking about/role-playing... Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Heh.