On ennui and pagmamabagal
"Kakapasok ko lang din. Wala na talaga ako gana. Beyond toys and gadgets na ang kalungkutan ko."
-Uni-Horned Beef Jerky Alanis Whore
On poverty and subverting Wow Ulam-ing
"May sweet sour meatballs dito sa Jollibee. 39 pesos. It's da best. Aabot hanggang friday, one ball a day."
-Suka All Over
On death, multi-organ failure, and intubation
"Gusto ko na mag-resign. I'm slowly dying. I'm becoming a Una-bomber."
- Callistus Netromedev
On failed attempt at de-uglification
"Uy nagpagupit ka na! Nagpagupit din si Moriarty."
"Huuuunggggh huuuuuunggggh HUUUUUUUNGH.... WALA NA KO PERA!!!!"
Yes, quotables that are quite fertile for hours of conversation, debate, and collective annoyance, yet the hurly burly of things prevent any follow-up whatsoever, in fact most of them were either received as text messages or overheard in the hospital. I no longer have healthy interactions. I need a conversation whore.